Sunday, September 6, 2015

No, ma'am!

So you mean to tell me that she woke up that morning, decided to put her arms into a pair of jeans and wore them on her back ... literally?
Chile... Ummm ..... nope. Jesus died on the cross for this foolishness? Lawd, help me. I can't even can. It is Sunday. And I know my Lord did not pay it all on the cross so that she could wear a jacket on her damn back.
A jean jacket costs $6 at Goodwill! I know. I have a closet full of them. I am not here for this foolishness, k? Folks cut jeans and turn them into purses and skirts, fine. I am all for creativity. Do you, boo!
But this is just too much. I cannot! No. Nope. And hell nawl.

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